Self-gifting to celebrate that recent thing that happened. Don't judge me about the ancient prophet; I too am ancient, and she is the soul of my 90s teen angst. That's not just a rustic sweet potato beet tart, that's a rustic sweet potato beet tart crafted by a Bestselling* Author. House Rules, the first official book in my Breeder Babes Happy Husbandry series (A Hotwife's Holiday Studs readers may recall that BBHH was the agency the main characters went through to get their 'donors') is live! I did some impulse shopping the other day and got these made to promote my new series. Finally finished A Place For Everything 2.0 from @patternsbyannie had some hiccups along the way, but it came out cute! Comfy. #abbazabathecat https://www.instagram.com/p/CrqVKPWumhD/ Is adult coloring still a thing? I have a whole stack of these books and thought it'd be a nice change of pace last night. Now I'm realizing the reason these books have a whole bunch of half-finished pages is I hit this point, can't figure out what to do with the rest, and give up 😅 Thank God it's pretty bc it is the driest cake I have ever experienced

Drop me a line
chloe@chloealicebalkin.com

I’m all over the place.